I got a purple robe for Christmas. Hands down, it’s cooler than a hot motorcycle, right?  Read More →

When Girl bumps into the millionth young female Carrie Bradshaw wannabe spawn roaming the Earth like she’s a fashionista/writer/feminist original/sexy thang when she isn’t more than the fictional Bradshaw’s dirty laundry socks, Girl decides to show the imitations that being yourself is better via her impersonation of them.  Read More →

Before she discovered her friend was at a girl’s house, Girl wanted to talk to him over her Blackberry, a cellular telephone. He did not answer, so she left a rude message.  Read More →

Reenacting everyday life characters, famous and unfamous, through captioned facial expressions.  Read More →

Girl visits a pricy hotel spa. The setting is very dark; the sound almost silent. No one is around. She sits, waiting, waiting, waiting. She gets up from the couch, where she periodically reads women’s fashion magazines, to eat almonds and walnuts at the spa snack bar, of which other options included lemonade, tea, raisins and apples. Girl studies the modern artwork hanging on walls. Walking down the black hallway, she discovers Romanesque pillars... 

Briefly demonstrating how half of my clothing and accessories are emerald and forest green!  Read More →

Showing you all the little things laying around my clothes closet. I know you are, but what am I?  Read More →

First, sarcastically reviewing another YouTube “expert”‘s video, then giving you real world advice and a sneak peak into why a woman touching her hair doesn’t mean she finds you attractive.  Read More →

Making faces in front of the camera like a funhouse mirror as I try to discuss my day without (unsuccessfully) acting goofy.  Read More →

Realizing on day 1 of my jump rope routine that this isn’t for sissy little kids after all.  Read More →